I wrote a book. It was really, really, really hard. And way less glamorous than I had anticipated. But it's done. Anyway, I made this page so that I could post things about my book without having to post them on my blog. You guys go to my blog to read stories, not to watch me promote my book, and I want to respect that. By doing things this way, the people who want to see book things can choose to come here, and the people who don't want to see book things can pretend this place doesn't exist.